Yes I am a fan of the breakfast buffet. All you can eat, all you can drink, such a selection to feast on – pastries, cereals, fresh fruit, pancakes and if the buffet is any good, eggs cooked any way you like.

But this Breakfast Buffet is not edible. It’s my new Crumpler bag. Fits a fat wallet (full of loyalty cards not cash!), small Filofax, handful of cosmetics, assorted pens, bits of junk, half eaten kids food, drink bottle, small umbrella. Also fits EEE PC with no umbrella and drink bottle.